December 2011
That awkward moment when you're creepin' on your...
arielisbloodyawesome:
Shes always hot. Always.
And in her profle picture, shes obviously doing something like,
Feeding the homeless
Saving chechnyan orphans
pullling Timmy out of the well
Or trying to plug some guys bleeding orifice with her finger to stop the squirting.
Freekin always.
Whores…
Watchcheezepizza:
For all da hoes and skanks and sluts out der
lawlnicoleface:
Some people think so highly about themselves on this site. No, get over yourself.
thank god someone finally said it, this is the exact reason i don’t use tumblr anymore
life as a crazy cat lady
Random Person: Ew, hairless cats are ugly.
Me: Well you can just sHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN UGLY CAT THEY ARE ALL PERFECT AND I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH
jerboul asked: so you finally saw mcr live then? i know theyre your favorite band, just from following you for so long, and everyone has things they wanna change about themselves, you just have to embrace the things you like about yourself, and the rest comes with it
jerboul asked: i also asked 17, and 24, and you shouldnt hate all that about you, youre gorgeous
um
to the person that did the number thing in my ask….
i accidentally deleted it because i’m really stupid and half asleep.
so i’m not being rude and ignoring your message, it actually made me really excited that someone actually did it.
and i can’t remember what numbers you put besides 16, so my biggest insecurity is my looks, just like any other girls. to be more...
Watchneaontiger:
patroon:
thisiselliz:
Grandma Raps Three 6 Mafia (Slob on my Knob)
I AM SCREAMING OH MY LORD
oh my god. i can’t. this is too much. hahahahahahahaha
wat
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
^ see, I don't understand why girls act like this. every fucking body masturbates. or, atleast has tried it once.
Go go go.
1.Sexuality
2.Insecurities
3.Best memory
4.Worst memory
5.Last person you kissed
6.Why?
7.Last thing you fantasized about
8.Greatest fears.
9.How did you change over the last 3 years?
10.What do you want more than anything?
11.Bad habit
12.Crush
13.Virgin?
14.Biggest regrets
15.Wildest thing you've ever done
16.Hottest teacher at your school
17.Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18.Favourite band
19.Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20.Weirdest dream
howdoiadulthood:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
