February 2012
Remember him?
Reblog and click on the picture.
holy shit you’re kidding me, right?
i want to ask hayley williams to have sex with me
i mean i’ve already seen her boobs so like that whole awkward “getting to first base” thing is over so I feel like my chances are pretty good
found this when i searched dallas green, this is phenomenal.
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
January 2012
Teenage Girl 1: "Like, oh my god, did you see the way that bitch just looked at me?"
Teenage Girl 2: "I totally did, like who does she think she is? Quick, go tell SimSimi that she's a dumb whore and her parents never loved her!"
I wish I had enough balls to kill myself so I wouldn’t have to deal with all you assholes anymore.
one direction is fucking gay and stupid and if I hear one more thing about them i will probably cut my clit off thanks
i'm still one of the good ones.: i should work on... →
youre-riding-for-a-fall:
i’m not very good at it.
i wrote a pretty song for meghan the other day because i didn’t know how to tell her how i feel.
and i just told her that she’s the egg mcmuffin of people.
if this is how i’m going to be expressing my love to women, i’m going to die alone.
she said i’m still taking her…
Vici you are wonderful and lovely and I don’t really like...
niggabot:
here’s a list of things i can draw
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy. it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
December 2011